Potatoes

Potatoes are brown lumpy pieces of starch that taste like llama crap until you cook it. They come from the ground. People dig up the earth until they find lumpy pieces of crap and hope it turns out to be a potato. In Ireland, they worship potatoes. They make chairs out of them.

Potatoes in America
In America, there's a big obesity problem. People try to intake as much oil and butter as they can to lubricate their veins to process waste out of the body. They dunk potatoes into oil and eat them. Unfortunately, Mother Nature is a faggot and makes them explode and get potato oil all over the walls that poor Billy has to clean up. You think there's janitors everywhere, but the truth is its only Billy. Billy is the sole janitor in all of America. Respect him.

Potatoes in Andy Shue
If there's any potatoes in Andy Shue, they're having a helluva time in there. The stomach awaits with greedy acid bubbles for the potato chunks. The potato falls into the acid which latches on and refuses to let go. As if that was bad enough, the acid puts on Rebecca Black and the poor potato is trapped. Then all the poptart particles gang up and tease the potato about how big their noses are.