Turtles

Turtles are strange animals. They have shells with pretty pictures on them when people paint them because they don't have any normal hobbies. Turtles are mentally inferior animals that take up too much matter, eat too much food, drink too much water, crap too much, and breathe too much oxygen. Scientists claim their reptiles because they have scales and lay eggs and eat wolves and evolve into Metapods. Some strange people keep turtles as pets and use their dirty turtle water in science experiments involving light refractions.