United States

The United States is a country in, somewhere. Chances are, it's the dumpster you live in right now. It is a constitutional democracy and spends way to much on military expenses. People call it the US or USA or "da states" or "America" or "land of the fat people, or if you're like some people I know, "The most imperialistic country in the world."

List of Good Things about the U.S.

 * Andy Shue lives here
 * World leader in junk food
 * Qurans are available via AmazonFAT_GUY_RUNNING_PICTURE_7.jpg