Josh Peck

Josh Peck is one of Andy's friends. He is a white guy with an 18 pack of abs. If you rip open six there's more behind it. His stomach and lungs have their own 6 packs too. He likes electric guitars, yellow tea, and facist bananas.

Childhood
Josh Peck was born tomorrow, next year in Miami, Florida, where snowmen struggle to survive. He grew up on the ghettoes of Taiwanland Theme Park, where he was raised by Malaysian Jews. Josh learned to fend for himself early on by collecting cigarette butts and disguising them as lobster steaks to sell to republicans. After spending the first 39 years of his life doing so, the Malaysian Jews were eradicated from the United States due to the Coffee Act which required everyone to eat ice cream within 30 minutes of purchase. The Malay Jews, disgruntled by this unjust law, all embarked on a fleet of snowmobiles where they could enjoy ice cream at their own pace. Josh was left in the Floridian wilderness with no legal guardians. Josh decided to cross the border into Mexico to find a life for himself. He hitchhiked on a truck carrying lemons that was headed to Mexico. Unfortunately, Josh left his wallet at home so he had to live on lemons.

What Josh regrets

 * Flicking Ian off on valenties day.