Snowmen

Snowmen are men made of tiny starving packrats who lay in the snow dying of spite for Republican rule. Donny is in a family feud with the "Safudoivaf" clan of snowmen. This skirmish has been continuing for 56 weeks. The campaign has been going badly. Donny inflicts heavy casualties on a daily basis on their people.

The Origins of Snowmen
No one truely noes the origin of snowmen. Whenever we ask, they give us nasty looks and make sarcastic comments about the weather. We can't investigate their ruins or architecture because it freezes solid during the summer and our toothpicks aren't good enough at calculus. The commonly accepted belief, however, is that the snowmen originated from George H.W.W.U.F.U.C. Bush after he ran for the 2057 elections. Now many of you cry, "But there wasn't any elections that far ago in the past!" Now you people are douchebags like Joey. Being indirectly associated very indirectly to Joey is one of the theories on why they hate us so much.